HASH TRASH
Hash No: - 109 (18th February 2009)
Hares: Gyrator & Pantyhose
Hounds: Wicked Willy, GBH, Go Go Gadget, Going Down, Transvestite, Lady Chatterley, Jackoff, Jilldo, Going Nowhere, Nutcracker, K'Plonker with a silent 'K', Easy Pickings, Arsefixiated, Yeh But No Butt!!, The Ringer, Swallow, Seaman Pumper, Guitar Man, Sea Hag, The Ringer, Pole Dancer, Cheeky Chappie, The Arsonist, Pound Stretcher, Miss Money Penny, Pussy Galore, Bob, David, Linda, Frank, Angelina, John, Derek, Mary, Claire & Ayça?. Sorry if I have missed anyone.
Après Hashers: Long Tall Sally, Ronnie & Koray
The meeting point this week, was Theo's in Çalis, and then travel in convoy to the next meeting point which was the Camlik in Uzumlu, and then a short distance to the start.
The circle of friendship was formed and the GM called order and was to award the Hashit to someone as is normal, but due to some messing up of the hounds run this week, he awarded it to himself. The hares were called in to give us the lowdown on the route and markings, as there were a number of new hashers, Pantyhose was called upon to describe the marking and tell us what they were for.
The On-On was called and away we went, the FRB's making a good getaway, following the trail up into the hill behind, and finding their first false trail. This was soon sorted and the correct trail marked, by the circle being broken in the direction of the right route. The trail continued up, with there being 3 viewing points, giving us a fantastic view of the valley below and of the mountains opposite. Soon the upward trail became a downward one, the track that was being used, turned into a stream with all the recent rains, making the coming down fun for some of us, jumping from one side to the other. It was not too long before we were all safely back to the start, and after a refreshing beer/softie. The GM called order and the circle of friendship was reformed. After calling in the hares to berate them over such an awful hash (being hashers we could not be truthful) they received their down-downs.
Cheeky Chappie called into the circle for him being spotted with a snake in his hands, it was reported that it was not a big snake.
The GM then handed the circle to the RA, who promptly recalled the GM for his down-down as hashit.
We welcomed first time hashers, Julie, Graham, Pauline & Andy.
Then the returning hashers, Going Nowhere, Nut Cracker, The Ringer, Poledancer, Bob, Linda, David, Frank, Angelina, John, Derek, Mary and Ayça?, were called and given their down-downs.
For having sex on the hash (holding hands) Mary & Derek were called in and also given down-downs
For the wearing of PINK!! on a hash Mary was asked to stay in the circle, Arsefixiated, Angelina & Linda (as she bought along her dog who was wearing a pink name tag) were called in and given down-downs.
The circle was then handed back to the GM.
The Birthday boys were Cheeky Chappie, Transvestite, and Yeh But No Butt!!, the last two celebrating their birthdays again, so that Cheeky Chappie didn't have to celebrate alone.
And then the RA, Go Go Gadget, was then called into the circle, as it was deemed that his well washed RED baseball cap was now a dark shade of PINK!
A few announcements were made with regards to the Bodrum Runs 1 & 2, also to the AGM.
The circle then broke for the drive down into Calis for eats at Guvens. Where the tables were set up overlooking the beach. We had a good choice of cold mezes and a BBQ. A good time was had by all.
Next Hash: Kaya Koy,
Meet: Theo's Calis @ 11.10am, and then in convoy to Kaya Koy,
Istanbul restaurant, for parking.
Hares: K'Plonker with a silent 'K', Easypickings and Aycag
Eats: Caspers, for Roast Dinner!
Bodrum weekend - 7th & 8th March 2009. Anyone interested, please contact Wicked Willy (Alan) on mobile 05369446617
HASH TRASH
Hash No: - 108 (4th January 2009)
Hares: Wicked Willy & Guitar Man
Hounds: GBH, Go Go Gadget, Going Down, Swallow, Seaman Pumper, Spumadi Frogali, Pound Stretcher, Easy Pickings, K'Plonker with a silent 'K', Sea Hag, Boobie Woobie, Gives It Away, Rhino, Filofax, Transvestite, Lady Chatterly, Arsefixiated. Yeh But No Butt!, Jack Off, Jilldo, Alison & Stuart
There was a small collective of hashers for this run, some were still away, some sick and others put off by the rain.
A circle of friendship was called. The hash shit was awarded to K'Plonker with a silent 'K', as it had been noted that on the Way back from Antalya he had been a vandal! (after a bit of a todo about the amount fuel put in at a garage. The garage sweet machine 'he says' was knocked over accidentally)
The hares were called upon to let us know of any hazards that might befall us on this run, there are some hash markings, but they may have been washed away, there is some mud which was slippery at the end of the park, before the start of the road, and the main hazard was rain, and more rain. The GM stated that because of the unfavourable weather, we could short cut at any time and make out way back to the restaurant
We were off - through the park, across the little bridge, and the sandy area of the children's play area, along the very muddy and slippery track towards the road, once on the road it was to the right and we were to follow this undulating road right around the peninsular.
The rain either drizzled or chucked it down, making sure that everyone, even those with waterproofs/umbrellas got a very good soaking. Several hashers did the shortcut and turned back. The new hasher proved that he was very fit and did the course twice, passing several of us on his second lap without looking as if he was even out of breath.
Once everyone had returned and the rain had let up for a short time, we formed the circle of friendship, and on this occasion, the down-downs were issued and drunk very quickly.
Returning hasher Gives It Away was called into the circle and was awarded a down-down in the normal fashion. New hasher Stuart was called in to introduce himself and was awarded a double down-down, for doing the circuit twice.
The Birthday Boys Yeh But No Butt! & Transvestite were called into the circle and received their down-downs.
The circle was broken and we were soon inside the very warm restaurant, with steam coming of everyone. Tucking into a very welcome dinner of Chicken & Chips, a veggie dish for those who asked for one. We were joined by a group of boating people, who were living on their boats, just moored of the beach. Who played some live music for us.
Next Hash: Uzumlu, 18th January 2009
Meet: Theo's, Calis @ 11.10am
Hares: Pantyhose & Gyrator
Eats: TBA
HASH TRASH
Hash No: - 107 (New Years Day - Hangover Hash - Antalya)
Hares: Wicked Willy (GM) & K'Plonker with a silent 'K'
Hounds: Fethiye Kennel
Swallow, Seaman Pumper, GoGo Gadget, Going Down, Transvestite, Spumadi Frogali, Jack Off, Jilldo, GBH, Lady Chatterly, Pound Stretcher, Easy Pickings, Arsefixiated, Yeh But No Butt!, Bendrover, Pussygalore, Adrian
Antalya Kennel
Doc (GM), Dom Dom, Indy, Shortcut, Bionicman, Catdog, De Ja Vu, Gipsy, Persy, Can & Aylin
Après: Miss Money Penny, Pecker Checker
The meeting point for this rather impromptu hash, was the reception area in the Maritim Pine Beach Hotel at 11.30am, where party hats were given out by Swallow for all to wear on the hash.
The circle of friendship was formed outside the hotel; the hares were called in to give us any warnings, of rough ground, hazards, circle checks etc. The on-on was called and the way forward was pointed out. Off we all ran, walked, Outside the gates, turning left and on-on down the road towards the beach, being careful not to step into the icy patches that had formed on the roads overnight, on reaching the beach we turned left again to go along the beach, watching the looks of amazement by other people walking on the beach, of a whole loads of runners/walkers wearing party hats. There was a stop for photographs to be taken of all of us standing next to a pier on the beach with the snow capped mountains behind us. All too soon we were nearing the On-In. Now all through this hash, Swallow & Pussygalore, the normal walkers/back markers decided that they were not going to be the last ones in!!!, so they ran, jogged and cajoled their way up the pack. Unfortunately in their haste of not wanting to be last and being egged on by Jack off, and wanting to be first in they missed the last hash marking and went into the hotel grounds from the beach the wrong way. So they ended up coming in last, but they were the first ones back into the hotel grounds, but on the opposite side of the grounds to the rest of us. Sorry girls!!!!
When everyone had had time to get their thoughts together (when the beer arrived), a circle of friendship was formed, the hares were called in and were given down-downs for the very hard, uphill, hot and sticky hash with excellent markings that they had marked out.
There were several down-downs given out, for minor and some major misdemeanours', Going Down, Spumoni Frugal, Gogol Gadget & Arsefixiated were called in and given down-downs for daring to wear pink! Jack Off and Jilldo were called in for talking when the GM was talking, Jack Off again for wearing headgear into the circle, Miss Money Penny for missing the hash, Jack Off, K'Plonker, Miss Money Penny and some of the Antalya hashers for being 'Checkers' (having hands in pockets).
Wicked Willy, Go Go Gadget & Seaman Pumper were called in and given gifts of red bandanas, from the girls of the Antalya hashers (from the girls own hash) with their new girls names - Go Go Gadget being 'Dante'
GBH our song master and his reluctant understudy/trainee were called in for a song. We were then all asked to sing along with then to Bubbles!! Then our reluctant understudy/trainee and his glamorous assistant/dance co-ordinator Easy Pickings asked us all to join in with a rendition of the Hokey Cokey.
Doc called in Persy, 2 other Antalya Hashers, Easy Pickings & Spumadi Frogali, and the rest of the hounds were asked to shout out loud when each was called, this was to vote for the prettiest hasher, the loudest vote went to Persy!!!!
The birthday hashers were Swallow & Dom Dom.
The hash and circle of friendship wound down. To be joined together again another day and another time.
Next Hash: 4th January 2009, Aksazlar Park, Karagozler
Meet: Seril 1 at 11am for convoy to Karagozler
Hares: Wicked Willy & Guitar Man
Eats: Aksazlar Park Restaurant.
HASH TRASH
Hash No:- 106 (21ST December 2008)
Hare: Swallow
Hounds: Wicked Willy, GBH, Rhino, Filofax, Seahag, Guitarman, Pound Stretcher, Yellow Belly, Eddie The Eagle, Cheeky Chappie, Easy Pickings, K'Plonker with a silent 'K', Boobie Woobie, Widow Twanky, Two Moons, Six Pack, Suspenders, Jack Off, Jilldo, Going Down, Go Go Gadget, Pantyhose, Gyrator, Seaman Pumper, Party Animal, Spumado Fragoli, Transvestite, Lady Chatterly, Bendrover, Pussygalore, Jayne, Gary, Linda, David, Cas, Ian, John, Anne, Hilary, David, Ilhan and Ayça?.
The meeting point this week was the Irish Bar (Irlanda) in Fethiye, at 11am, for drinks before the start to get us in the Christmas Spirit.
When everyone had arrived and had a few drinks, it was time for the circle to be formed. The hash shit this week was given to Spumadi Fragoli. As the meeting time was 11am and she arrived late at around 11.50am.
Swallow was called into the circle and gave us a brief about this weeks hash. It was to be a hash that was not a hash as we know it, but one that relied on a set of clues. They were not in any particular order, but if you did not read the questions through first you could have ended running up and down the prom for some time. We were asked to form groups of no less than 3 people, and were then given a list of clues, pen and a blank piece of paper. We had to work out the clues and then answer the questions. All the sheets held the same questions, so there was some rivalry between the teams, trying to send others in the wrong directions.
The clues sent us around Fethiye, from one end of the prom to the other, to the football pitch to the PTT. We were given 2 hours in which to complete the task. The teams were timed and answers were checked. Time was up, everyone was in, answers were marked and the results were ready to be announced.
A circle of friendship was formed and the results were announced. Two teams did not complete the sheet, and one team finished a lot earlier than the others. Well done to Swallow for coming up with the idea, and well done to all teams, no matter when you finished.
The circle of friendship continued with the usual down-downs being awarded, the winners of the hash were called in and given a down-down and congratulated,
The meal this week was held at ?ark Sofrasi, at the end of Bar Strip. Soon everyone was tucking into food and drinks.
Next Hash: 4th January 2009, Aksazlar Park, Karagozler
Meet: Seril 1 at 11am for convoy to Karagozler
Hares: Wicked Willy & Guitar Man
Eats: Aksazlar Park Restaurant
Hash Trash
Run 105
Hares: Guitar Man, Pound Stretcher, Gill and Hazel
Hounds: Wicked Willy, Rhino, Rambo, Filofax, Easy Ryder, Seahag, Yellow Belly, Eddie The Eagle, Cheeky Chappie, The Arsonist, Boobie Woobie, Widow Twanky, Two Moons, Six Pack, Suspenders, Jack Off, Jilldo, Going Down, Go Go Gadget, GBH, Nutccracker, Going Nowhere, The Ringer, Party Animal, Yeh Butt No Butt!, Arse Fixiated, Transvestite, Lady Chatterly, Strawberry Mousse, Bendrover, Pussy Galore, K9, Alison, Ilhan, Neslihan, Bob, John, David, Linda, Jane, Gary, Ayça?, Claire & Sandy. If I have forgotten anyone, please accept my apologies.
Meeting point this week was Theo's in Çali? for those travelling from there who needed a lift to Aksazlar Koyu, in Karagozler. The circle was called, the GM said that there was only one candidate for the Hash Shit this week and called in Cheeky Chappie, - this was because when the GM was out shopping with his wife he met three of our lady hashers and asked where their husbands where, and was told that Cheeky Chappie was at home doing the housework. The hares were then called into the Circle, and we were then advised of our route and what to look out for, and that the first part was all uphill!, and that the hash was on our left on the way out and on our right on the way back in. Guitar Man described the route as 'a walk in the park!!'
Then we were off, then we were called back, to do a head count for the restaurant, and then we were off again, the FRB's racing away up the hill, and then it was onto a rough road still going up-up, and more up-up, GoGo Gadget heard the ONON cry from high above him, and thought it was God calling the ONON, soon we came upon a flattish area where the view point was, and it was a great view. Then it was up-up some more and up-up some more, until we reached a road where a circle check was found, and this was marking the way down the hill. Soon everyone made it back, and after some refreshment the circle of friendship was called.
Hash business followed, where we welcomed:
The returning hashers, Transvestite, Lady Chatterly, Yellow Belly, Eddie the Eagle and Ayça?.
Visting Hasher, K9 from the Istanbul pack
Also the first time hashers, Sandy and Claire
A down-down was awarded to Two Moons (Hash Horn) as he had forgotten to bring along the hash horn.
Birthday Hashers, GBH, Yellow Belly, Easy Ryder and Going Down, who were given down-downs of sparkling stuff.
A 50th Run Mug was awarded to Party Animal in the usual way.
There was also the christening of a couple of virgin hares, Hazel who in a previous life was a cook in a fire station and during the naming ceremony mentioned that she had used the firemens pole!! And will now be forever known as "Pole Dancer" and Gill who's other half is Pound Stretcher, (ex para and bit of an action man) will now be forever known as Miss Moneypenny
Eats and drinks were held at Seril 1 in Çali?, where after dinner GBH was presented with a huge 65th birthday cake, which he gracefully shared amongst the hashers. Thank you very much GBH, very tasty.
Next Hash: 21st December 2008
Meet: Irlanda Bar (Irish Bar), Fethiye @ 11am
Hares: Swallow
HASH TRASH
Hash No: - 102
Hares: Pantyhose & Gyrator
Hounds: Wicked Willy, Blue Nun, Rambo, Easy Ryder, Rhino, Filofax, Sea Hag, Guitar Man, Seaman Pumper, Cheeky Chappie, Swallow, The Bedroom Specialist, Lady Docker, Corky, The Arsonist, Boobie Woobie, Bird Fancier, Going Down, Go Go Gadget, Pantyhose, Gyrator, Scissor Hands, Piles Driver, Jackoff, Dutchcap, Spumadi Fragoli, Hazel, Alison, Rob, David, Hilary, John, Linda, Dave & Son, Frank & Angelina. Sorry if I have missed anyone.
Meeting point this week was Theo's in Çali? for those travelling from there and needed a lift to the Çamlik Restaurant in Uzumlu. Go Go Gadget and his crew managed to arrive there undetected by the boarder patrol!!!!!! Then there was another drive up to the start point way back in the wilds of Uzumlu. The circle was drawn and the GM called in Rhino, Rambo, Happy Chappie, these guys on the Hash Night out were dancing with each other, and Rambo was seen actively chasing and dancing with one of the waiters (male). We were then asked to decide who to give the Hash Shit to; there was a unanimous vote for Rambo. The hares were then called into the Circle, and we were told where we were going to and what hazards to expect and how many checks there were.
Then we were off, the FRB's racing away up the hill to the first of the checks, it seems that they went the wrong way, up another path, the walkers and talkers found the right route down the hill, and for a change were ahead of the FRB's for a short while, soon we were upon another of the checks, and this took us off the road and up along a path into the trees and upwards for s steep climb for a short while, soon we were out of the trees and onto a very rough track until we reached Hector's Tomb, which was in such a position that it looked like it was about to take a ride down the mountain side. A few braver hashers went up a very rocky, loose stoned slope to the flag and the view point. After a group photo by the Hash Flash it was time to start the downward climb back to the start point, this was a little slippy at times with the forest floor covered with pine needles, but every one made it back safely.
The Circle of Friendship was called where hash business followed. We warmly welcomed:-
Returning Hashers: Blue Nun, Dutch Cap, Hazel, Mary and Rambo (who was no a real returnee) back into the fold.
New hashers: Linda, Dave & Son, David and Hilary
Some fun was to be had as a couple of down-downs were awarded was c. John was called into the circle and was given the short arm for hiding behind trees, when down down beers were being thrown over shoulders.
Birthday celebrations were held for Jackoff, he was not sure what he was going to be given this week, and he got the cream pie.
Eats and drinks were held at the Çamlik, where we had a very good meal of meze's, Lamb Tandir (which was very tasty and tender), and Katafi for dessert.
Next Hash: 9th November 12.00 noon
Meet: Otogar at 11.15am or Sinderella's (Ovacik) 11.30am
Hares: Corky, The Bedroom Specialist, Alison and Rob
Eats: Mountian Valley, Ovacik
